Life by the drop…

When I first started playing guitar, I didn’t know anything about singing, I didn’t know anything about girls, I didn’t know anything about drugs, and I didn’t know anything about the BLUES… but I sure wanted to. Growing up in Texas it was hard to play guitar and not be influenced by Stevie Ray Vaughan. He was one of my first guitar heros cause he knew about all those things (especially drugs and blues). I absorbed everything I could from his records while trying to play those songs in my bedroom. I will never forget coming home from school one afternoon and seeing my dad glued to the TV telling me Stevie had died in a helicopter crash. I remember exactly where I was sitting on the couch in the living room as a deep sadness came over me because all I could think was that I will never get to see him play live. I later would get turned on to the Beatles and start singing and writing pop songs, however, buried in some little pocket of my being are those SRV influences and on my recent trip to Sydney I pulled some of them out. I took a ride on a ferry with my acoustic guitar near the Sydney Opera house and started pickin’ one of my favorite SRV tunes for the passengers of the ferry. Here is a little taste-

Love and Lessons from Australia

I would like to think that every trip and adventure you take has buried within some sort of insight or lesson that’s applicable to your life. Of course you have to be open to it cause these kinds of things WILL pass you by. It has become apparent to me that I had to travel to the other side of the world to learn two things in particular. I spent this past weekend in a secluded resort in Wentworth Falls in the Blue Mountains of Australia to take part in the union of two people that are IN LOVE. The ceremony and reception was littered with speeches and tears of love that even if your heart was as black as the night you couldn’t help but well up. There was so much emotion and heartfelt sentiments of love that I could puke. Of course that is my alternative to crying since my heart IS as black as the night, sometimes. Maybe it was because I have been very close to the groom for over 15 years or maybe it was because of my age, but hearing those commitments and watching him tell everyone out loud on a microphone in a banquet room was enough for me to realize that “I STILL don’t know what LOVE is”. No wonder I like that Ray Lamontagne song so much. Lesson #1 check.
MARRIAGE is one of those things that I am sure is wonderful but most of my life I have only heard about how things get complacent and you stop having sex. WTF? So this brought me to my second insight. A Tim Tam is MORE than just a cookie. It took a couple of Australians to teach me that. Evidently, you don’t just put these little delicious cookies in your mouth and eat them. First you bite off 2 opposite corners of the cookie. Then you dip the cookie in milk or tea and suck on one of the corners until the milk enters your mouth.

Finally, with one quick motion, before the liquid falls out of the cookie, you eat the whole damn thing and let the orgasm in your mouth just happen. It is awesome and I don’t even like milk all that much. It is more than just a cookie. Here is to finding out how to bite the corners out of marriage and long-lasting love so that it explodes in your mouth every time.

Sunny and Sideways in Sydney

After a great visit to Los Angeles I boarded a 747 bound for Sydney with some of my closest friends I grew up with in Texas. I have never been to Australia so I was going to make sure this was to be something to write home about. I am now 3 full days in and at the moment have not really seen that much of the city staples or tourist type stuff. Truth be told I haven’t done much of anything except drink. But this is not to say that my time here has not already been memorable. I am here to celebrate the union of one of my childhood friends to an Australian girl- but before we head up to Blue Mountains for a beautiful wedding there are some things to do in Sydney first. Via the recommendation of a friend of a friend I found myself at the Australian museum for a special party called Jurassic Lounge. There was a band playing, a naked woman having her body painted by an artist while she laid next to a canvas, and a very thorough exhibit on the aboriginal people of certain regions in Australia. Educational for the whole family. My favorite was the dinosaur exhibit upstairs where there was a DJ spinning and a full on silent disco. I was drunken dancing to Michael Jackson while staring at a skeleton of stegosaurus and sweating up the museum’s headphones. If my memory serves me correctly I have spent a good time on Oxford St as well. Luckily we start boozing pretty early cause most great bars here close at midnite. Also, I did see the Opera house yesterday so I am pretty proud of that.

This city is pretty gorgeous and today holds a ferry ride over to Manly beach. The only bad part of the trip so far was last night, upon returning to the Coogee Bay Hotel, there was a guy with an acoustic guitar playing in the beach bar and doing an awful cover of Sweet Home Alabama. Obnoxiously, I said out loud to my friend “Ugh that shit makes me want to throw up in my mouth!” and we took our drunk asses back to the room. At about 4am I woke up panicked with my mouth full of liquid, the taste of bile and a hint of the Indian food I had for dinner. It was a volcano erupting but I managed to not get anything on the sheets and fell back asleep singing to myself “Big wheels keep on turning, carry me home to see my kin…”

Spinal Tap and stuff…

A friend of mine recently said that 2011 is the year that goes to 11. I believe her. I don’t know if it’s because the world is about to end and we should just crank it up to 11 and fucking rock, or if it’s because I watched the movie Spinal Tap WAY TOO much as a young rocker. Either way things are gonna get loud… REAL loud. Make that mean whatever you want to. Be loud. SO… some really cool things are happening and good music is floating around everywhere. Below I have included some good things to take note of. Also, up and coming for me in the very near future are some cool travel plans- FIRST if you are in the LoS AnGeles area next week come by and listen- I am playing an intimate acoustic performance at Genghis Cohen in West Hollywood. From there I am off to Sydney, Australia. I am planning on playing on the street mostly and capturing that on video. Who knows. Speaking of video I apologize for my slowed pace of YouTube content but I got one for ya… This is a song from one of my favorite records of 2010. The band is called The National the song is called Bloodbuzz Ohio. I was picking on my guitar, fooling around on the Rhodes piano and then developed this version. Hope you enjoy!

My Valentine’s Day poem

Sitting in a college pub alone somewhere in New Hampshire, I wrote this (the bartender helped a little)

2/14/11
When there’s no one to call and you feel out of place And you’re struggling to find a familiar face When every corner you turn leads to bringing you down And not even your friends can change your frown So you resign to drinking the whole bottle of wine Celebrating a funeral for your dating life But remember the reason you feel this low Remember the heat when your heart turns cold For the sadness that consumes your body and mind Can change into LOVE in the blink of an eye

Stuck in snow…

jotted this down on the back of a parking ticket while trying to dig my car out- these sound like lyrics to me… i just wish i knew what the music sounded like

walking down the block with soaked feet this time of year
my car is so damn cold
it won’t go into gear
it’s stuck in all this snow with no shovel to help clear
to dig this out by hand
is the only option here

if i find a reason to park up here again
i’m not so sure i’ll try
to parallel between your friends
these winter months only make me miss the southern trends
where the women have a way
oh the women have a way

it can build up so fast you can’t even tell
and waiting too long
is bad for your health
so the snow kept falling and clutching at my car
like a mound
and then a mountain
that buried up my heart

Happy New Year! – New Video!

I am going to offer a slightly different take on New Year’s this year… Instead of reflecting on the past year, thinking about the ups, the downs, the wacky turns that your life has led, I say forget it. Have a spotless mind as you enter 2011. That’s what I’m doing. Not that 2010 didn’t mean anything cause it did, but I fear we sometimes hold on too long. Yes, it is nice to hold on to things that make you feel good, but if we hold on too tight we might miss more things that could make us feel good, right? For those that are sentimental about things such as New Year’s Eve I apologize. I don’t mean to take the sentiment out of our adherence to the Gregorian calendar we have adopted in the Western World, but at the end of the day (pun intended) we made all this shit up. Seriously, look up calendars in Wikipedia. So as we count down the end of this year CLEAN YOUR SLATE. Make moments that you would want to remember at the end of next year but won’t because they won’t exist anymore, and next year will be another opportunity just like this one is now. What has happened has brought you here, but none of it really matters anymore. BE HERE NOW. This is all you have. Happy New Year.

You are not gonna believe this…

Ok,
Maybe you will but I want to share it with you anyway. There are only 2.5 things I would like to discuss right now. So it is OK if your attention span is short cause this will be over fast!

1. Recently I was asked to be a part of a new Emerging Artists compilation that will be distributed to colleges across the country. The company is called Go Forth Music and if you click the links you will see me in my studio talking in more details about this… help out if you can it’s all about the music baby!

2. MY BIRTHDAY IS AROUND THE CORNER!!! And that means it is time for a Birthday Extravaganza show/party- Yup. Another year. I am still alive and well. Come celebrate that with me. We will be rockin’ it and partying into the night post show- SAVE THE DATE!!

SATURDAY, DEC 4th Rockwood Music Hall – 7p

.5 – I am still recording my ass off working on a new record… this only gets a .5 of importance because I don’t quite have anything to preview for you guys, but soon… real soon.

Balcony TV – NYC

A little while ago I was asked to take part in this cool production called Balcony TV – artists on rooftops all over the world – Here’s the result of an afternoon in Midtown Manhattan. Enjoy!

http://www.balconytv.com/v/jerry-fuentes

This Week’s Video Post #11

Hello and Happy Summer!
Things are getting hot… real hot. First and foremost a big thank you to everyone in Texas who came out and supported. It was great to see everyone and I can’t wait to be back in September… yee haw!! While I was down there I continued working on new songs while getting closer to the finish line for my next record. This week’s video post is another track from the upcoming album. This was filmed with the help of my good friends Mike and Alyssa who made this live performance possible. Shot in one take and completely raw, “Heal” might be one my favorite tunes I’ve written lately. Hope you enjoy!
J